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YES! Will FLYNN really get IMMUNITY? And what will he TELL the investigators? So exciting!

Will Mexico PAY for the wall? Or will American consumers happily bear the burden? Are we going to pay for it out of our BUDGET? So exciting!

Will ISIS finally accept the superior force of our ANGRY TWEETS? Or are we going to continue to bring peace via DRONE STRIKE? So exciting!

Will this healthcare thing EXPLODE or IMPLODE, and are we going to get rid of Paul Ryan and the FRENCH CAUCUS? So exciting!

Will COAL bring back all those jobs that JINA stole from us? Better bring that up with the JINESE when they come over for GOLF! So exciting!

And what about those FACTORIES that are totally NOT moving to Mexico anymore - that's what we got the WALL for, duh! So exciting!

And what about ROBOTS? Maybe we will BAN them from America to counter their vicious INVASION! AUTOMATION steals too many jobs! BAD!

I love your cheesy little infomercials.

You claim to want to protect democracy, but want to suppress the media from saying anything negative about you. Good one.

Luv it

Letting China take the lead with renewable energy? Exciting!

Ignoring facts & reality? Exciting!

Pumping the stock market when the prices are as overinflated as they were before the Great Depression? Exciting!

Removing regulations for clean water? Exciting!

Continually talking about an election that ended half a year ago? Exciting!

Figuring out how you can start a war w North Korea to boost your sad ratings? Exciting!

Spewing utter nonsense that a third of the country somehow believes? SO exciting!