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“My district, we’re very conservative, so if he gets me out office, he’s going to get someone more conservative,” Rep. Scott DesJarlais said

"Let’s be careful about shooting the messenger here,” Rep. Sanford said, adding, “I always found that carrots were much more effective."

“Whoever is in the president’s ear isn’t giving him the full story on what we’re trying to achieve,” @RepDaveBrat said.

DesJarlais, getting on team: “We’re elected as Republicans to put forth good conservative policy & I’m board as soon as we start doing that”

To end this thread, I'll just leave everyone with this final reaction:https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/847448570081005568 …

YES! We must get CAPTAIN AMERICA on our team, too! And THOR! And that strong, green guy! What was his name? GREEN LANTERN!

Presidenting is great when there are SO MANY ENEMIES around! Like HALF of America! Plus the FRENCH CAUCUS! Plus PAUL RYAN!

We will CRUSH all of them with the power of our ANGRY TWEETS! We are a SUPER HERO! ...only thing missing is a proper NAME!

How about: Bigly Big Hands, Avenger of Mistreated Billionaires?

Or: Clementine Man - golfing during the day, defeating Moose Lambs with deadly orange rays at night.

Or: Twitterus Maximus - wait till you see him destroy Communism in 140 characters, all of which are in CAPSLOCK!

Or we just use a name that is already there, and we use it with no explanation: The Swamp Thing. WIN!

Ah, picking a name for ourselves is SO HARD, even though we have the BEST WORDS and the most HIGHEST IQ!