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@realDonaldTrump ok here we go again, I hereby think you have zero jurisdiction over the Senate and you lack the sense that god gave goats.

@realDonaldTrump you are not a king, you don't work for Daddy Vladdy, you work for us, you are specifically our employee.

@realDonaldTrump the key element here that you're missing is that the founders created a series of check and balances to protect us from you

@realDonaldTrump I would highly recommend that you stop campaigning. Alternatively you return to spanking it to Ivanka and stop tweeting.

@TheKevinDent @realDonaldTrump hi shareblue! How much do you get paid per post?

@OutOfTheDeepEnd @realDonaldTrump $2,973,681.03 per tweet

@TheKevinDent @OutOfTheDeepEnd @realDonaldTrump And $300,000.66 per favorite/retweet! Daddy Soros is good to us.

@gabriel_mana @OutOfTheDeepEnd @realDonaldTrump I just bought Greece!

@realDonaldTrump @politico I hereby declare that you are SO BAD AT DEFLECTING OUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR OBVIOUS COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA

@realDonaldTrump @politico And I am not sure if you know, but the people who investigate shouldn't be told to via Twitter.

@realDonaldTrump But if you want Twitter to investigate, I have read about these Dems who've met with Russia and all were in public.

@realDonaldTrump Your old job at #CelebrityApprentice is available if you miss the limelight of reality TV and fake jobs. PLEASE GOD TAKE IT

.@realDonaldTrump I ain't no President, but I think you make these demands to like the FBI, not twitter.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/837770149767827456 …

.@realDonaldTrump Also, you know the issue is your surrogates spoke to them while they allegedly interfered w/ the election you won, right?

.@realDonaldTrump minus the perjury & possible colluding to sway an election, meeting w/ a diplomat as part of your job isnt really an issue

.@realDonaldTrump Donald John Trump! You "hereby demand?" Honey I know Presidenting is mystifying to you but that's how a king talks!

.@realDonaldTrump And if you're going to start an authoritarian American government, make sure you spell your dictates correctly, hun.

@bessbell @realDonaldTrump @bessbell your sick trolling of this joke gives me LIFE!!!

@croteau_kristen @bessbell @realDonaldTrump Mee too!