"Dear minions, As we all know my inauguration was the HUUUUUUGEEE-IST event ever. Everybody who was anybody was there..."
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Better learn how to spell Uuuuge.



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No, it's accurate… He doesn't know how to spell either!
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"and that Toby Keith...he has such a big IQ. It's a big IQ...the biggest ever....and he was just fantastic...."
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"I mean 3 Doors Down are just UUUGE! Bigger than the Beatles, those liberals were so...overrated...such Loooosers..."
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thinking...how do you spell "great"? Is it with one exclamation mark or three, and should it be all capitals?
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depends if u think he's brilliant or annoying nick. Great v grate
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You've heard his show Apple - what do you think?
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no 1974. Don't be foolish and include Donald in your tweets. Treason. Luckily you're not American
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I'm really scared.
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should be thankful. It's day 1. U r alive. May will do more damage than trump. USA checks/ balances
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Hmmm....May is too dim to be dangerous.
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dim is dangerous. She'll be influenced by power people ie banks and screw the people. Mind the gap rich - poor
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@realDonaldTrump those wall tiles are gorgeous - where were they made? -
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probably paid in "free exposure" - priceless! Make Art Great Again!
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@realDonaldTrump I don't believe you graduated from Penn either. Show us the transcripts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@realDonaldTrump Must. Think of. More bigly. Words.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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On a scale of 1 to Hitler, I'd give that speech an Emperor Palpatine.
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