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.@realDonaldTrump Honey honey shhhh. It's over. You did it, baby. You have to be President now. Stop catastrophizing into imaginary spirals.

.@realDonaldTrump They want to make America great again and they want you calm yourself and get some good rest.

.@realDonaldTrump I can tell you still have the map out.

you must literally have no life commenting on every single tweet

I get a text when he tweets and it's the simultaneous highlight and low point of my day.

you are so embarrassing

will be the most authoritarian and corrupt President in our lifetimes. Even more than Nixon.

The over/under on impeachment is 7 months

I call before, he's a crook can't help himself will break the law as soon as he sets his ass in the Oval Office

What do you think happens first? Civil unrest or impeachment??

Impeachment if not war.. first Tom Arnold tapes

It's gonna be an interesting year, 2017. Academically speaking, of course

Horrifying

.@realDonaldTrump My therapist said I should work on "making myself great again." Will you help me?

the fact that you have a therapist says it all, snowflake!

.@realDonaldTrump The *voters* didn't choose you, you moronic manchild. You lost the popular vote. Get over it and DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB.

.@TerriKalagayan Subtract racist, sexist, xenophobic, and straight-up ignorant votes, and you'd have a much different result.

you just described Islam and Muslims

.@Cjw367 @TerriKalagayan Actually, I apparently described people such as yourself.

okay I'll play if a new religion started today that advocated killing gays and non-believers would you support it

.@Cjw367 Really not interested in engaging you first thing in the morning, jackass who slid into my mentions. If you really want to talk 1/

.@Cjw367 conservative to liberal, and not just insult me or throw propaganda my way, come back later with some real thoughts. If your bio 2/