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I especially loved "Kellyanne" in this skit. "Something on your shoulder?" "Yes...all of this."

Good line.

there were many good lines. "Siri, how can I kill ISIS?" Oddly, I could see him trying that.

...@realDonaldTrump I would make every effort 2 retrain Americans so 2 cre8 jobs. 1 way u make America gr8 again is 2 put it back 2 work.

...@realDonaldTrump Equal time? Election is over. There is no more equal time. Now u try 2 b Pres + ppl respond. That's pretty much it.

I can't believe the f*&#ing president is engaged in a Twitter war with an actor who portrays him on SNL.

it's honestly surreal. If I were Donald I would just laugh it off and invite Alec over for dinner.

are we all being trolled?

Possible Fascist @realDonaldTrump not only hates a free press, but tries to bully satirists in silence. Antithetical to US values. Disgrace!

*into silence. Aaaah, you know what I mean...

yeah, it means removing the wrapping paper your brain is wrapped on.

so you're against empathy huh? Sorry, I can't relate...

But also I am a big fan of individualism,capitalism,libertarian conservatism, and critical rationalism.

we may not see eye to eye but I dig your style. Honestly, I'm just happy to find anyone who can construct a sentence &...

doesn't call me a woman (or worse). I'd much rather be called a postmodern collectivist or whatever... :)