Be careful that your hat doesn't blow off.
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@Martinbigpigmor@realDonaldTrump more like martin big mor-on. You so funny. Not. -
@DoubleJEGS@Martinbigpigmor@realDonaldTrump Take that Marty! I hope the force of his 35 followers don't chip in with zingers like that!
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@ComedyCairns@Martinbigpigmor@realDonaldTrump I'm not a comedian, nor a narcissist. By your definition. Marty is more of a loser. -
@DoubleJEGS@Martinbigpigmor@realDonaldTrump yeah but he's a surprisingly gentle lover and knits hats for homeless mice.#topbloke

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@ComedyCairns@Martinbigpigmor@realDonaldTrump and your 1,600 followers. You've hit the big time.#findanotherjob -
@DoubleJEGS@Martinbigpigmor Well Jesus only had 12 and he did ok? So by that reckoning I'm winning! Yay me.
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@ComedyCairns@Martinbigpigmor Don't force it. When you get a good one, you'll know.
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@realDonaldTrump: The US is experiencing coldest weather in decades with vast amounts of snow blanketing many states." Fucking Obamacare.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@realDonaldTrump Maybe a business trip to florida is in order.pic.twitter.com/R5JSAKyOz1
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@realDonaldTrump Yes. Global Cooling is upon us. REPENT!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
@realDonaldTrump 68 in NYC?? Global Warming is back on! If only there was some way to use science & math to figure out the true global trendThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@tresdessert@realDonaldTrump@FakeChrisFedor You know what he me Means..Global temps trending down means Al Gore is a liar -
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@realDonaldTrump In the Summer u will deny any intense heat wave. You're such a jack-off! What exactly is your IQ u brag about?#idiotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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#IdiotAlert that's not how climate change works, bud.@realDonaldTrump -
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@PunchyLove@emilylouize Stupider...... -
@GaryGetsGrapes ... Is definitely a word lol.
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@PunchyLove@emilylouize Was always taught -er only got added to words of one syllable or that ended in 'y'. -
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@PunchyLove@emilylouize Also, it's becoming more acceptable to use terms like "stupider", so I suppose in a sense I'm somewhat wrong. - 1 more reply
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