@realDonaldTrump @IanMartin 'Ordinary Scot' magazine just named you Handpump of The Millenium.
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@NivenJ1 Although, you know, two Ns in millennium. Fucking 'novelist'. -
@IanMartin I'm working flat out here Ian. Subs day off and all. -
@NivenJ1 You've done enough, novelist. Two sentences. That's you for the fucking day, eh? -
@IanMartin Oh yeah scriptwriter. Are you done with 'MAN A says stuff and MAN B answers' for the day then? -
@NivenJ1 No. I am NOT done for the day, Oscar Fucking McWilde. -
@IanMartin you need to imagine the last one in a Lady Bracknell voice. -
@NivenJ1 Like I didn't. I'm not one of your unpaid novelist interns, chev. I've SEEN things. - 10 more replies
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@realDonaldTrump never in any doubt. Modern day size with old style challenge. Perfect blend. Love it.#toptrumps - End of conversation
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@realDonaldTrump congratulations -
@rilwanemeje Thank you.
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@realDonaldTrump am honoured with your respond.
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RT if you think Mitt Romney would of been a better President.
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