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@felixgilman I always think @realDonaldTrump's posts are from a parody account until I click through. The man is very dim.

What if I told you the day you tweeted this, that in two years he would be our president?

I would have been very disappointed.

take a very good look at you're self joshua,have you ever thought about euthanizing you're self?

you're self? you are self?? Twice?? So not a typo.

He was trying to point out that we are our self. Think about it. You are self. You are. You.

How to pretend you did a grammar mistake on purpose 101.

@DanColasimone This is a VERY good tweet. The guy's the master

ALWAYS wears a singlet or manziere. Have only seen Trump's nipples a couple of times

I... I don't want to know where you got this gif Luke, or how long you've been saving it.

there's a really wild Japanese 2 minute music video about trump, I advise you to find

Did anyone w/part of a brain notice the date on the tweet?? It was in 2011.

On a related note, did you notice this thread began in March?

And yet it's still so good

.@realDonaldTrump You will fucking respect my nipples.

@realDonaldTrump I am really not kidding about the Hare Psychopathy Checklist. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME. I feel it's in the national interest.

@KeithOlbermann this tweet was WAY AHEAD of it's time – at Beans & Greens Farmstand

I tried to warn everybody

I work in mental health. He shouldn't have keys to nukes or even to a golf cart.