Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrFan

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Jul 2018

    I have IMPORTANT ! BE AWARE that their's a Trump Parody Account that LOOKS like the President's Account! Also, their's a VERIFIDE Presidents Twitter account that LOOKS like a Parody Account! You can buy a coffee for Parody Trump at

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  2. 15 hours ago

    Representitive Rashida Tlaib and MANY others, called ME - your favorite president - a "MotherF*%ker"! Unbelievable! But thank you! Now religious conservatives and evangelicals will rally to ME! ... I still can't believe it! I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them?

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  3. Jan 4

    I got a great letter from North Korea's Kim Jung Un! Printed on VERY expensive paper! It smelled like Strawberrys! STRAWBERRYS! How did Kim know I LOVE strawberrys?! So-called North Korea experts say Kim is playing me! Wrong! There just jealous! Kim LOVES ME!

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  4. Jan 3

    Its 7 am! I'm up earlier then anybody! Lazy Obama NEVER got up early! Im watching Fox News! They ALWAYS talk about ME! Fox has pretty girls! They like ME! A Lot! CNN doesn’t like me! They hate me! I HAVE TO go to a meeting at 11. They'll have cookies! Chocolate!

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  5. Jan 2

    No Shutdown Deel! MY meeting about Boarder Security with Low-IQ Senators Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer was a COMPLETE WASTE of time! Dumb Democrats kept insisting the USA boarders only two countrys! WRONG! The USA boarders THREE countrys! Mexico, Canada and Ontario! Unbelieveable!

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  6. Jan 1

    MY visit to Iraq? Good PR! But BAD MISTAKE! I caught PTSD by shaking hands with SICK soldiers! Now I can't consentrate! Memory problems! Incohernt tweets! IRRITIBILITY! Sometimes I just stare into space with NO thoughts at all! But WHY did my symptoms start BEFORE I went to Iraq?

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  7. Dec 31

    I'm ANGRY! NO ONE invited ME to a party because I caused the Shutdown! Meanwhile Democrats are having fun! Partying! Dancing! Sexting! I wanted to do that to! Not fare that dems ....WAIT! Sean Hannity just TEXTED ME! He'll do those things with me! Happy New Year!

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  8. 31 Dec 2018

    Just found out Australia ALREADY celabrated New Years Eve!! HOURS before the United States!! Its 2019 in Australia and 2018 in the USA! Gives them a huge UNFAIR advantage! How did we let them get ahead of us? Now there laughing at us!

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  9. 30 Dec 2018

    My shutdown will last weaks! But the Shutdown ISN'T MY fault! Radio hosts Rush Limbaugh & Ann Coulter MADE ME shut down the government! Now Rush & Coulter WON'T LET ME end the shutdown without there permission! Why won't Democrats stand up to Rush & Coulter? Very week leadership!

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  10. 29 Dec 2018

    Hears MY important shutdown advice for furlowed Republicans! If you CAN'T afford to pay rent, offer your landlord services (painting, carpentry, welding) INSTEAD of money. You can also offer your landlord drugs or sexual favors. Consult with your attorney first!

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  11. 28 Dec 2018

    Even though Low-IQ Genral Mattis is leaving, he gave me a GIFT! He gave me a High Tech Cup! He says the cup will PREVENT me from spilling diet cokes on my VERY expensive white shirts! He called it a Sippy Cup! Terrific Gift! Oh...wait..never mind...It didn't work.

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  12. 27 Dec 2018

    ONLY Loser Democrat’s are afected by MY Trump shutdown! For example: I'm GLAD 42,000 men & women in MY US Coast Guard have to work WITHOUT pay! Why? Because ALL of them are Disloyal Democrat's! How do I know? Just look at them! They CHOOSE to wear BLUE uniforms! Not RED uniforms!

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  13. 26 Dec 2018

    I DID IT!! Coward Obama didn't do it! I went to Iraq! For an hour! An HOUR! No one is BRAVER then ME! It was scary! They made my airplane dark! Then my big plane landed! I ran into the building! Very FAST! Everybody saw I did it! They Clapped! Im a HERO! I'm a veteran! I DID IT!!

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  14. 25 Dec 2018

    I just opened Christmas Presents from my staff! Absolutly Terrible Gifts! What the hell were they thinking? My Secret Service agent Dave gave me a $100 gift certificate for WALMART! WALMART! Who the hell shops there? He ruined Christmas for me!

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  15. 25 Dec 2018

    It's Chrismas Day! A long time ago the cutest baby was born! Many say HE was the son of God! Soon to be the most loved and famous person who EVER lived! That baby grew up to be VERY RICH and your favorite 45th President! But then EVERYBODY BETRAYED HIM! Sad!

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  16. 24 Dec 2018

    People are whining about MY Trump Shutdown on Christmas Eve! What about ME?! I'm all alone (pour me) in the White House on Xmas Eve! The place is a mess! Dishes everywhere! NO ONE is cleaning it up! And My bedroom & pants smell really bad again!

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  17. 24 Dec 2018

    The ONLY way to stop gangs, drugs, human traficking, forrest fires, bullying, germs, STDs and teen pregnancy is at our Boarder! We need MY wall! EVERYONE knows you can’t stop anything without a Wall! Boarder Patrols & cops are USELESS! Their just bells & whistles!

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  18. 23 Dec 2018

    Senator Bob Corker is being MEAN to me again! He says "Alert the Day Care Staff." Corker is LYING! I DON'T have day care staff! I DON'T! I have asistants! They don't HAVE TO watch me! I can do stuff ALL BY MY SELF! Ask them! They are VERY proud of ME! They tell me that EVERY DAY!

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  19. 23 Dec 2018

    Why do my idiotic aides, loser generals & so-called experts try to give me advice? I DON'T WANT advice! When people give me advice, I do the OPPOSITE just to PROVE I’m smartar then them! Im a stable geneus! MY BIG sign on my bathroom mirror SAYS SO!

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  20. 22 Dec 2018

    I DID IT! I got my ! 380,000 fedral workers HAVE TO stay home without pay! 420,000 MUST WORK without pay! Including 42,000 in the Coast Guard & 41,000 law-enforcement oficers! But now these so-called Americans are making trend on Twitter! Sad!

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  21. 21 Dec 2018

    Totaly IMMATURE Senator Chuck Schumer & I are in my oval office right now- talking about my shutdown! He won't give me 5 Billion for MY WALL! He Keeps saying NO! Why is he being SO MEAN to ME!? Now he's just looking at me! OMG! He's so stupid! He doesn't even know I'm tweeting...

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