Donald J. Drumpf

@RealDonalDrumpf

A 100% classy Trump parody account. Tweeting under the family name since May 2013. since June 2013. Media inquiries: donalddrumpf@gmail.com

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2013.

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  1. The United States is in the midst of an economic boom, the likes of which the world has never seen before, believe me! If you don't, read this:

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  3. Thank you VERY HOLY FRANKLIN GRAHAM! We must definitely protect our children from all forms of PERVERSION except when the perpetrators have been “GRANDFATHERED IN” through their membership in my ! P.S. Please tell Roy Moore his membership fee is overdue!

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    When I’m not playing Trump on Twitter, I’ll be documenting his corruption, cheating and conning in my new newsletter. Sign up if you’d like to sample it free. Or subscribe immediately if you’d like the quid pro quo of receiving every issue:

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  5. Many people are saying that if a candidate disrespects our BELOVED National Anthem, that sonofabitch he should be fired immediately, but V. Putin hacked the entire so now they all have to suck my balls and I have a job for life!

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  6. Married to the Mob: A young Slovenian woman working illegally in New York City meets a pervy real estate developer and they come to an arrangement

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  7. Earth Girls Are Easy: Donald, a fat old pervert, goes around molesting teenagers and when they complain about it he screams, "I INVENTED SPACE FORCE!" so then they let him do it

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  8. The Grifters: A small-time conman's loyalties are torn between the country he took an oath to protect and a bag of rubles he's offered by a mysterious Russian

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  9. Wall-E: After my first four border walls were blown over by high winds, I decide to try one more time.

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  10. Dear Matt, Kansas City, Kansas didn’t have a team in the SuperBowl you

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  11. As soon as the ⁦⁩ EXONERATES me Bill-Barr-Style I am going to switch the back to The Trump Doral! I’m also thinking of serving Trump Steaks because maggots are a great way to distract guests from the bedbugs!

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  12. Pay no attention to MIke Pounce! Listen only to Kenneth When-He’s-A-Starr-He-Let’s-You-Do-It and Alan “Underpants” Dershowitz. Thank you. CASE CLOSED!

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  13. I just asked Mike Pompeo to show me to Miami, Ohio on a map. He pointed to Pakistan.

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    YOU ALL LOOK SO MUCH SOBERER THAN YOU DID IN YOUR MUGSHOTS!

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    Thank you brave, for retweeting this attack on Joe Biden! V. Putin pays $15 per retweet! Also, great distraction from this brouhaha!

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    THANK YOU, BRAVE BRIAN FOR POINTING OUT WHAT A TERRIBLE "ABUSE OF POWER" IT WAS FOR AND TO SHOW KIDS IN CAGES DURING THE ! AMERICA SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO WITNESS THAT KIND OF CRUELTY, WHICH I PREFER TO KEEP PRIVATE!

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    IT WAS JUST LOCKER-ROOM TALK FOLLOWED BY A CLIMACTIC HARVEY WEINSTEIN IMPERSONATION!

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    🚨URGENT! Apparently, there were some errors in my tonight. Thankfully, the kind people at have fixed it! Please RT to raise awareness!

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    Many people are saying this was the defining moment of the J. Lo and Shakira , but Melanie said she really didn’t care for it.

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