Love that Halle (sort of) does the Marla Mindelle up-the-fourth interpolation
Ryan McPhee
@rdmcphee
Senior Lead Recipes Editor //. On Twitter hiatus so if you see me here, yell at me. he/him/his
New York, NYJoined June 2009
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Those hands on "you know who..." It's giving hi my gay boys twitter.com/etnow/status/1
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Jackie, Yellowjackets S2E2
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Jackie on Yellowjackets season 2
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“Inconspicuous Sweeney was…”
Okay but was he? He made a whole scene about challenging a flashy barber in a public square…
This is “this was a real nice clambake” all over again. IT WASN’T!
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Ranking of the BAFTA lyrics, based on how much they convinced me that Ariana has seen the film.
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Sam: Fine, I’ll be the one to say it.
Me: I swear to god, if this is about Linda Emond again…
Sam: It’s not.
Me: Okay, what.
Sam:
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just learned of its existence but somehow this has been playing in my head for seven years.
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Curated for : The one-pot wonders for when I'm looking to spend some quality time with Big Orng.
(Big Orng is the name of our Flame-hued Le Creuset. Obviously.)
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- Global but ultimately American
- Can't sing but loves cabaret
- Artistry primarily gown-based
- Complicated relationship with daughter
- Canonically "fucks everyone"
Luann de Lesseps is our generation's Marlene Dietrich.
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no contest. twitter.com/rdmcphee/statu
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Hi I'm Alex McCord and this is my onion chopper
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Figured I'd spend Twitter's dying breaths revisiting all my attempts at flirting with my now-husband. Seven years and one wedding later... nothing has changed.
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TGIF, time to unwind with a night out* with my friends**
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**a bootleg of [MTC musical in which the actors all wore MTC wig versions of their real hair redacted]
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Only one proper soundtrack pick for the final scene of Twitter
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Absolutely obsessed with both “(at)barbaracookstan” and “(at)1984isnow” sending in questions for the RHOBH reunion
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Undoubtedly the most iconic Bryce Dallas Howard voiceover performance since she played an oscillating fan in the Theater Mitu production of Death of a Salesman
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A DREAM COME TRUE FOR BOTH BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD AND ME.
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Meet Yaddle in #TalesOfTheJedi — voiced by me *squeal* — streaming this Wednesday, October 26 only on @DisneyPlus. Thank you @dave_filoni for making this dream come true
#StarWars @TheCloneWars
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Celebrating two weeks of marriage with a charming tale of what will happen if tries leaving me.
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