(Warning: do not read while drinking anything) According to reports, a rioter who died in Wednesday’s storming of the Capitol suffered a heart attack induced by... << wait for it >> accidentally tasering his own balls.
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Replying to @williwillchilli @TheRealHoarse
Auto-erotic insurrection.. sounds about right.
8:19 AM - 8 Jan 2021
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