Me: OMG scientists at my alma mater taught rats how to drive!
Ayesha: Wow really? Like tiny cars?
Me: Yep, they're called Ford Mousetangs 
Ayesha: 
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My dad, a numbers man, was having coffee with a couple of old farmers. They had a real puzzle they hoped he could help them with. One had 287 cows. But after he had rounded them up, he had 300 
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