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Big J journalist by trade; brew beer for a day job. Aspiring bouncer for the Double Deuce.
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We need more of this in the U.S., please.
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You ever seen a walk-off this electric?
Venezuela does it differently.
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I don't know who plays RT for the Eagles, but he's the greatest False Starter But Never Get Called For It in the history of the NFL.
Team A loses to Team B 14 out of 34 times.
Team A goes from 100% winning percentage to 59% winning percentage.
Technically, that's a tough time, in comparison.
Stats. Please pay me 🙏 Thank you for attending my Sports Talk.
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OK, hear me out:
"Hard to beat a team three times in a season." Sure. Easy to argue.
However.
Team A beats Team B twice in season. 100% winning percentage.
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Ted Williams.
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Best outfielder arm of all time? Gooo
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Can't wait to meet at my first ever Opening Day this year.
The race to the AL East crown begins that day.
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Didn't realize this was "The Replacements."
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"We've got a guy named Bobby, and he'll have to do. Enjoy Miami, kid."
Report: Marlins willing to trade significant player for Casas
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This is horse shit.
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Sad news: Per the MiLB transactions, Big Joe Davis has retired.
Big Joe was a fan favorite everywhere he played. He was big in size and personality. He hit the ball damn hard. Best of luck to Joe in whatever is next.
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One of the greatest pitching performances I've ever seen -- and will ever see.
I've also never been more convinced a team would win the World Series after losing a game than this one.
Thanks for the memories, Nate!
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For the rest of my life, I will never forget Nathan Eovaldi—who had already had Tommy John surgery twice—putting his career on the line to save the #RedSox bullpen in one of the longest WS games in history.
Thanks for it all, Nate.
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I don't care who you are or what you are, but if the kid in blue asks for a job, you say yes.
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This is so heartwarming 
Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 
Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 
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Not only are you allowed to boo this team, you should boo this team.
#Patriots
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I always lean toward the optimistic side of things, but if I've lapped the Rocket, we have problems.
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People keep saying I’m being too negative this offseason, but it’s just one bad look after another. No idea how we’re supposed to feel anything other than bad when good news hasn’t exactly been pouring in for Red Sox fans. Like I said, there’s still time but I need something.
Trevor Story has to be the betting favorite to be the Sox's starting shortstop on Opening Day.
The question now becomes: Who plays second?
This is where Bloom, I believe, gets creative...
Every shortstop has signed for ridiculous money for a ridiculous long time. Swanson will be no different (albeit, maybe a touch lower).
Seems like #RedSox won't bite. Start looking for alternatives, Sox fans.
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*blink, blink ... blink, blink*
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Report: Mets, Verlander agree to 2-year, $86M deal
OH GOD YES PLEASE TRADE VERDUGO
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One thing to consider for a possible #RedSox match for Reynolds: if they can complete a deal for Haniger, would it make them more willing to trade Verdugo either directly to the Pirates or spin him to a third team? Just something to consider.
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I'm officially 100 percent on the Bryan-Reynolds-To-Boston train. #RedSox
As an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, last night's Utah victory was quite gratifying.
Now, hopefully, Ryan Day has figured out his offense since last weekend...
This offensive line is complete trash.
What a weird first half. #Patriots
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If I were to travel to the Chicago area to hit some breweries, which month would I least likely get shot?
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One of the greatest comedies of this generation.
Go watch it if you haven't.
If you have, watch it again.
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Role Models was released 14 years ago today!!! My second movie ever, I love it dearly.
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I mean, not sure what he'll contribute but it's essentially stealing at that rate.
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Red Sox first baseman Eric Hosmer will not opt-out of his contract, per Jon Heyman. He will earn $39 million over the next three seasons.
The Red Sox will only be on the hook for $720k per season over the next three years.
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Actually, she was suspended for impersonating a comedian
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Spicy NFL thought this morning:
If the Ravens don't re-sign Lamar Jackson, what if the Jets signed him? They'd immediately be a top favorite to win the AFC.
Sensing the Phillies go back to Pound Town tonight...
You know, hit a bunch of dingers.
Time for Burrow to make the Browns pay. Bengals will go up 7-0 fast.
That was the most Browns-like interception of all time.
Not sure why I've never seen a defender do the strut after a sack? Seems like a perfect opportunity to hit a "WOOOO!" and a little robot action.
Tough spot for the #Patriots. Not good enough to acquire any big name before the deadline, not bad enough to dump any valuable pieces.
This is our team. We'll see how it rounds out by January.
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Who hangs pants like that?
Nobody hangs pants like that.
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You know my favorite part about yesterday's Patriots victory?
My quarterback didn't do a stupid dance in the endzone at all. Not a single time.
#Patriots #MacStopDancing
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This is my girl. 👏
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I can no longer remain in today’s Democratic Party that is now under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers driven by cowardly wokeness, who divide us by racializing every issue & stoke anti-white racism, actively work to undermine our God-given freedoms, are…
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