Russell Bongard

@rbongard

Dad. Writer. Thinker. Stinker. BB-gun plinker. Oh, and I teach, avoid haircuts, can drink a gang of beer & I'm quick to flash the blade. Out of love, of course.

San Rafael, CA 94901
Joined May 2008

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  1. Jun 6

    Hey! DON'T MARGINALIZE HOMOSEXUAL MARIJUANA!!!! Let's get inclusive, people. 🌈🌈🌈

  2. Jun 4

    MY KID IS A MASTER OF DISGUISE, AND KNOWS HOW TO WORK MY PHONE BETTER THAN I DO. DAMN!! 🎭🎭🎭

  3. Jun 4

    WENT TO SEE A MAN ABOUT GETTING SOME GOLD TEETH! 💎💎💎

  4. Jun 3

    MY BEST FRIEND HAS MAJOR KEYS WHEN IT COMES TO FASHION SENSIBILITY!!! 🗝🔑🗝

  5. Jun 3
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    Jun 1

    Why we believe fighting climate change is crucial to innovation and ingenuity in America:

  7. Jun 1
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    May 31

    "Jon Jones is a bad person" you sound like a fucking dork. Congrats on the engagement though, beautiful woman

  9. May 31
  10. May 31

    How much does it cost to update a sign? I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN DEAD TECHNOLOGY TO MY KID! 📟📟📟

  11. May 29
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  14. May 25

    BABY EINSTEIN JUST GRADUATED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!! 🌈🌈🌈

  15. May 24

    Garbage shoutout: Sleepless with was a total dumpster full of dirty diapers on fire. Acting was fine, but the direction? Barf.

  16. May 24
  17. May 24

    Listens to runthejewels once then asks dad to explain this guy. 🚬🍾📟

  18. May 23

    Face-swapping with your bestie can have HARMFUL EFFECTS! 😱😳😱

  19. May 23

    Working from home with my un-loyal, but regal princess who always finds the sunny spots. ☀️☀️☀️

  20. May 23

    RIP all the victims of the Manchester bombing. Fuck you, 2017.

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