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Raymond Pettibon
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This crazy MAGA family committed murder/suicide because Trump didn't win. They home schooled and brainwashed their young daughter into this plot. This is indoctrination.
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I can tell you as a Pro Wrestler I went undefeated in 5000 matches and the marks wld nod n go 'duh.' Few of them know higher math, and the rest would shake their heads (one of two moves they know) and "neighhh." Because they'd never believe me if I told em I threw a few.
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There will never be another 34.
Congratulations Fernando Valenzuela on having your No. 34 retired!
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#TrudeauMustResign . He's more Batista than Castro.
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Ask any jobber (midcarder too) and they'll tell you it's the politics that held them back from their rightful position as champ. Politics, yes (and mine were more leftwing than Nikolai Volkoff's), but In my case it was jealousy. Of my looks, my body, gowns, draw, etc.
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Bombora wakenbake corduroy to the horizon stroking over sneaker sets bay street freight trains
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Stockton drive by metalfake Vega prowling for tail locknload
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A lil' help?
Why can't Ukraine shoot it down with one of those long-range missiles we've gifted them? Or are they already all on the black market?
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Ukraine as an argument against anti-Zionists on the Left jpost.com/diaspora/artic There is, there will always be, a "just war" to fight and support.--"leftist philosopher" Michael Walzer.
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Who’s this guy? Mr Balloon Hands? No way, get real.
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The American 🇺🇸racehorse of the 2000's was ______________?😍
For me, it has to be Zenyatta 😍
“If she wins this she’ll be a superhorse,”
“What a performance, one we will never forget,”
youtube.com/watch?v=ud_XPH
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He wanted to live stream a Lion Elimination for his #Instgram followers but he has terrible aim... And this is what happened when he missed every shot! 😲
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Tourists filmed surfing along canals in Venice youtu.be/xvu7JFdUTdc via That's what tow-in surfing is like in Venice Italy😂. Not so in big wave capitol of world Venice Beach mfckn L.A.
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You Prefabricated Dog Biscuit!
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Here's to Non-Locals (uncooyl, brah). 'Bu's n Vals get to watch us change into our wetsuits from the Venice Pier parking lot. Watch your meters too!
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Does malathion work on flying pigs?
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Los Angeles Controller to audit LAPD helicopter usage ktla.com/news/local-new Can pigs fly? Defund, Disarm, and Clip the Wings.
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We have our own local global warming "prob" here in Venice Beach. It's called El Nino, and it's a stokefest. Pictured is Venice local Fabian Forte dropping in sans wetsuit on a late December 40 foot set wave. Locals Only (sorry-ass).
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My first wife had a tawdry affair with basketball player Karl “The Mailman” Malone, which she ended when he rolled his eighteen-wheeler in our front yard. She still really loves me.
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Indeed. Morning sess at Wedge then up the hills to Kobe-land before some casual Jerry Buss-style poker at Commerce. Still have time for late lunch with your agents. Game on
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thanks for sharing this conversation. reminds me of this Merle, high praise from Porter Wagoner when he finishes too
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Those that knew Walt well knew he was a Burma Shave man. Those same people, at least the ones who saw the strap, spoke in hushed tones about its purpose knowing the consequences of ratting out the mouse man.
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The Kern was (is?) a dangerous spot if you weren't familiar and went too far in. That's a fantastic memory of those days. My Grandad didn't know much about Dwight, but he loved Buck and Merle. Throw some Marty Stewart in there, and you got a legit west coast hoedown.
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Moves in with Rodman on Balboa and hits the Wedge in hijab rather than speedo and shows everyone up on the double break.
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I mentioned b4 the time “Josef” & I created sets of Warhol trading cards-all cards touched Warhol’s gravestone..e.g
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“I’ll smoke my Seeger’s and marry ma little laidies, you can’t tell me”. Karl Maloan, I think?
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The flowers on the lei represent the members of the Bloodline. When attached to the vine (or the family itself), the flowers stay fresh, vibrant, alive. When removed from the vine ...
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Not sure who needs to hear this but no Presidents go to jail, otherwise they’d all be there.
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He drives those 18 wheelers with the best of em always delivering the mail on time to those happy UT folks
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Bakersfield was righteous. The embodiment of KLAC (570) that my Okie grandparents loved (Gramps worked at Standard Oil El Segundo). Big reason I was into Yokum and shows at the Palomino.
Watching crop dusters fly 20' feet off the ground was boss.
You and I were lucky kids, man.
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Kyrie Laker🏀👃
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She was ok, just looked uncomfortable. Glen kicked us out because he caught us stealing the hay truck one night to drive into Bakersfield to go drink. He probably kept a close eye on us after talking with her.
He was pissed when he saw us in the paddocks at Hollywood Park, tho.
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