Ben Zhao

@ravenben

Neubauer Professor , research in security in ML, data, HCI, Security & priv, systems. MIT TR-35 Innovator & Quora TopWriter. loves food, tech, family

Chicago, IL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2008.

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  1. 31. sij

    That feeling when you get a text from your dept chair because he’s at the museum event you’re supposed to give a talk at and you missed it because you read the calendar wrong and thought it was tomorrow. 🤦🏻‍♂️ sigh.

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  2. 26. sij
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    24. sij

    Overheard in Target. Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands. Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys? Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy! Mom: Look at this pink stuff! Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!

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    23. sij

    The surgeon’s hand is visibly trembling. The scalpel’s blade glints as it catches the light. I’m a medical student, scrubbed in on the case. I’m not going into surgery, I know that. I’m here for him. He glances at me and notices I’m holding my breath. He grins. “Relax.” 1/

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    OK. I'll play along too...

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    VERY ANGRY!! I'm in Davos, Switzerland. Staying at a 5-star hotel. I rented 5 movies. Every movie was IN GERMAN! EVERY SCENE!! German! How the hell am I supposed to watch Porn when all they do is yell and scream in German?! What are they saying?! HOURS WASTED!

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    20. sij

    This Friday (Jan 24): first deadline for TheWebConf workshop on Innovative Ideas in Data Science! -- Submit your innovative, provocative, crazy, luminary, etc., papers! (Saving the world *not* a strict requirement.)

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    VERY Happy to anounce that the FAMOUS defense attorney Alan Dershowitz will defend ME at MY impeachment! Dershowitz defended murderers like OJ Simpson and sex offenders like Jeffrey Epstein! He ONLY defends the WORST scum on this planet! He's the perfect person to defend ME!

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    The editorial board’s decision to back not one but two candidates is a significant break with convention, one meant to address the "realist" and "radical" models being presented to voters by the 2020 Democratic field, the editorial says.

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    Incredibly fun game: pretend to be chickens and make the other person laugh before you do

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  11. 18. sij

    It’s been 24+ hours and it’s just starting to sink in. Doug’s paper (w Feng and Li) on acoustic emanations in 2005 was my first lightbulb moment on machine learning. He will be missed.

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    Please retweet to humiliate Susan Collins

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    16. sij

    PSA: If your letter of rec for faculty candidates or PhD students are not in yet, *you are actively harming your student.* Please submit ASAP.

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    12. sij

    [watching Star Wars] Daughter: that was dumb to call it the Death Star. Me: why? Daughter: cause it tells the Rebels they need to blow it up. Me: oh. Daughter: I’m gonna call mine the Hope Star. Me: smart lol wait-what?

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  15. 12. sij

    Holy cow that’s a wombat?? That’s like a giant mutant rodent? Does it eat livestock? 😱

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  16. 12. sij

    I feel like this is highly apropos for most academics I know. Achieving external metrics like N papers at top venues X, and Y won’t do what we thought it would when we first started down this path. For me, a focus on the success of current/past students made all the difference.

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  17. 12. sij

    This is really disturbing. How are we to see eye to eye when we are taught different versions of history? Even history is being customized in the name of better sales figures?!

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    VERY impressive. This makes those of us who just asked "Will you marry me?" feel like uninspired, thoughtless jerks.

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  19. 11. sij

    Spent the morning learning D&D 5th edition rules because it’s been 20 years since I played 2nd ed. Also bec I’m DM for my two girls who just discovered a love of D&D! I’ve never seen them so happy!

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    8. sij

    If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good (> 63%) that at least one will come up heads 10 times in a row; and that coin will be proud to explain how its skill, faith, guts & determination made its achievement possible, and how that combo can work for you too.

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