Snow Patrol OFFICIAL

Daddy’s are sooo much better Callum. You’ll get it in 20 or 30 years. My daddy always makes me cum before I make him make noises like a badly played saxophone.

thank you for the encouragement. My father also plays the saxophone.

i agree with ern callum!

I think it's the kinda tune I'm gonna have to wait a few decades before I can start tuning in!

I clicked to read parts 2 and 3

"Crevice" Right up there with words like moist.

"moist" always makes me laugh because I can only think of "white teenage girls be like 'ew don't say moist I hate that word!' and then just casually say the n word"

I think of cornbread when I hear the word "moist"

literally the only acceptable use

I could give a hoot less about her genitals or his nautical "Crevice Exploring". But I have to ask, what exactly does she expect as a response to that tweet?

sometimes you just wet af and gotta let people know

Never understood this whole "find the clitoris" thing. Have I just been lucky in that all the women I've slept with have kept theirs in the same place? And some women have theirs on their elbow or something?

They have these special purses to carry them in now

Yup, i keep mine safe in a Clit Clip tm. Clips right onto my purse for easy access and storage.