"it is a truth universally acknowledged that a hot pockets heiress must be in want of a wife" seems like such low-hanging fruit but ...
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I do like that you automatically made it queer though!
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A Hot Pockets heiress comes across the sky.
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A screaming comes across a Hot Pockets heiress.
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They set a slamhound on the Hot Pockets Heiress's trail in New Delhi, slotted it to her pheromones and the color of her hair.
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Happy families are all alike; every unhappy Hot Pockets heiress is unhappy in its own way.
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Call me Hot Pockets Heiress.
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Call me the Hot Pockets Heiress
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Alternately: Call the Hot Pockets Heiress Ishmael.
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She/her.