I love to return home from a trip to find more fucking food spread all over our driveway. I'm certainly not filled with murderous rage
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It's now been going on for more than a year. I can't prove it, but I know who does it and I want to fucking kill them
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I've even narrowed down the time frame in which it happens. I would never get so lucky but I would love to pop out of the shadows
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It's a human, his name is Bob, and he lives three houses down from us
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Well, if you ever want to kill an hour I'll tell you the long sordid tale but suffice to say living next to a middle aged incel weirdo sucks
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