Randy Liedtke

@randyliedtke

Comedian. Used to be younger, dumber, and full of cummer. Bone Zone Podcast, Watch me on Conan Buy a Liedtke Hat

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009

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  2. I got a virus on on my phone looking up Limp Bizkit lyrics

  3. I mean listen, to be fair I knew a cannoli was a bad breakfast choice.

  4. About to find out if I'm the father on 🙏🙏🙏

  5. Thank you for letting me stay at your place while in NY. Cooking me breakfast was unnecessary but such a nice ending to my stay.

  6. NYC. Doing a set at UCB East tonight at 9pm

  7. Going out of town, I didn't leave the oven on but I did accidentally set the microwave for 5 days.

  8. Hey NYC, might be looking for a set Thursday (tomorrow) night, hit me up!!!

  9. Setting up my Undercut Design Barber Shop Pop-Up in Los Feliz today. Noon-6

  10. Pizza Pizza Popsicle is my Gym Tan Laundry

  11. I got fired from 3 jobs today because my passenger sat on the pizza I was delivering in the car I was supposed to be valeting

  12. Prediction: The same way Netflix now produces TV shows and Movies. AirBnB will eventually build houses

  13. Add me on Snapchat: tonsof69ing

  14. I have a lot of knowledge and passion for humidifiers and that's that. I AM NOT TRYING TO SELL YOU A HUMIDIFIER!

  15. Just read that petting dogs hurts them!

  16. Randy Liedtke followed , and
  17. i just went to da doctor & he said i am healthy as a horse......a fat horse who smoke to much cigarettes!!!!!! lol

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