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@randygdub

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Joined May 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 28

    retweeting stock market news so girls think im rich

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  2. Dec 27

    god im such an idiot for working a actual job instead of being a shameless right wing grifter

    omg i forgot to link it here it is don't forget to donate!!!
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  3. Dec 26

    walking into a business building and asking for some stocks

    6 replies 9 retweets 252 likes
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  4. Dec 25

    celebrating christmas the correct way

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  5. Dec 25

    happy birthday to Jesus, the first democrat

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  6. Dec 24

    i think it would be fairly easy to convince trump that santa is real

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  7. Dec 24

    the bootlicking has reached levels never thought possible

    Just wanted to wish my amazing President, , a very Merry Christmas. Totally unfair that you will have to work through the holidays thanks to the obstructionist Dems—but please know that Americans all over are grateful for all that you have accomplished for us!
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  8. Dec 24

    im at a hipster coffee shop and all the liberal college students are whispering merry christmas to each other

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  9. Dec 23

    the gofundme wall thing proves that every right winger in america is online 24/7

    6 replies 11 retweets 290 likes
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  10. Dec 23

    the lowest point in my life was when i was unemployed and watched the entire first season of NBC's 'The Event' in one day

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  11. Dec 22

    my bad. it’s 6 years old

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  12. Dec 22

    everyone decided to get mad at some 5 year old video today of comedians saying the n word

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  13. Dec 22

    trump is going to tweet something like 'yeah i bet the media would feel pretty stupid if i just DIED'

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  14. Dec 22

    the president is locked in his room self-pity tweeting on a saturday night. pretty relatable

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  15. Dec 22

    not buying any presents for the children of my republican family members this christmas

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  16. Dec 21

    girls at the gym love being told that they’re doing their workout wrong

    8 replies 23 retweets 445 likes
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  17. Dec 20

    imagining an aide explaining coyotes to trump and trump just starts having a seizure

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  18. Dec 20

    at least the guy who 100% is thinking of literal coyotes doesn’t have any say in immigration policy or anything

    2:20
    “A nation without borders is a nation not at all. Without borders, we have the reign of chaos, crime, cartels and believe it or not, coyotes,” Trump said of the Senate spending bill he's refusing to sign due to it not meeting his demands on border security funding
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  19. Dec 20

    agent k was irresponsible to retire and leave agent j on the job by himself with like 2 days experience

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  20. Dec 19

    loving this gofundme wall thing

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  21. Dec 19

    good way to not have facebook steal your info is not having a facebook, like me, whom has a 200 iq

    10 replies 25 retweets 358 likes
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