this is a rookie mistake when attempting to escape Jackie Chan you can't throw anything at that guy, he'll just incorporate it into some physical comedy while he chases you down to eat you IF he did, indeed, want to eat you which there is no proof he does currentlyhttps://twitter.com/CalebMoshier/status/1182459621581172736 …
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Replying to @SamSykesSwears
Clearly the only way to escape potential cannibal Jackie Chan is to summon Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
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Replying to @ramuelgall @SamSykesSwears
The internet tells me that Jackie Chan does not know Jiu Jitsu, which is Shia Labeouf's only weakness
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