Well, I’ve done it, people: I’ve turned this into a T-shirt you can purchase here:https://teespring.com/walking-groups-t-shirt#pid=2&cid=6046&sid=front …
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If You Are A Group Of People Walking On A Narrow Sidewalk In New York City This Is What You Should Look Like
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This made me laugh so hard and also sent me straight into sidewalk PTSD
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This Atrocity Occurs All The Time In Seattle Too.
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a l s o s u b w a y s t a i r s
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4 abreast?
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goddam you just wrote the Moby Dick of concrete poems.
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Whenever my parents come to visit, they can’t grasp this! And they’re always like, “But other people aren’t walking single file!”
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