In this safar, you must suffer.
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Maybe it's time to build a giant crematorium for all the people dying of Covid.
We could name it the Narendra Modi Crematorium for his government's contribution.
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लोगों द्वारा private कंपनी से ख़रीदा हुआ internet डाटा जब मर्ज़ी बैन हो जाता है..
तो सोचो अगर इन कंपनीयो के कंट्रोल में ‘आटा’ आ गया तो क्या होगा...
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Can we agree to an amnesty on asking “how are you?”.
I favour the Jewish joke approach - a waiter goes up to an elderly Jewish couple and asks “Is anything alright?”.
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What doesn’t kill you will mutate and try again later.
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PM Cares, I mean Canadian PM.
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The embarassment of spelling embarrassment incorrectly is a special kind of embarrasment.
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On the bright side, it's only $1.
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Nobody:
Bones in my legs after walking for two seconds: Tick Tick
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Only fascists are blessed with that magical power that when they fall in any region of this planet, the entire world celebrates.
#Election2020
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Have read "Should be open to new experiences" on ten profiles today. Aisa kya experience karna hai bey tum sab ko? Do you want to murder someone with your partner?
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2020 ne:
Cooker me se chane nikaal diye
Aur khaali cooker gas pe chadha diya
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Truecaller needs to tell us why people are calling.
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कोई तो काम होगा जो आता होगा ठीक से?
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We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that
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Jinko bhagwaan ke paas jaana hai wahi mandir jaayenge
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we get it everyone, you "miss bars" you have lots of friends, cool, congrats.
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Chalo sunscreen ka kharcha toh bach gaya is season
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New Report: #COVID_19 Disrupts India’s #Solar Growth, Installations Decline to 1.1 GW in Q1 2020; Cumulative solar #installations reached ~36.8 GW; Mercom forecasts installations of ~5 GW for CY2020 as project timelines are extended & moved to 2021 mercomindia.com/covid-19-disru #India
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Aaj se single nahi aatm nirbhar bolne ka
#AatmanirbharBharat
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I had a friend in school who would just write anything when stumped with a difficult question in exam. Reminded of her today for some reason.
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Oh no
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Indian Council for Medical Research decides not to go ahead with Jal Shakti Ministry's proposal to undertake clinical studies for treatment of COVID-19 patients with Ganga water, saying it needs more scientific data
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It is unfortunate that today we don’t have a single minister in the union government who can talk sensibly about the portfolio they hold
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How long before an official in New Delhi releases a statement declaring that the Pulitzer committee has no locus standi on issues pertaining to journalism in Kashmir?
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With COVID-19 and climate change, a science-fiction writer reflects on what we are leaving behind for our descendants.
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Semi-Transparent Perovskite Solar Cells Could Turn Windows into Power Generators
Africa to Use Renewables to Bolster its Response to COVID-19 Pandemic
Broken but pretty.
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He's just trying to make us laugh a little
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India is heaven for Muslims; their social, economic and religious rights are secure: Union Minister Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi
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Gokarna...Karnago
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Aaj Diwali ki toh chhutii nahi thi? Quarantine me waqt ka pata hi nahi chal raha hai by God
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Took a fucking pandemic for me to start a blog
March 2020 — A Spring That Was
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Ek toh ghar ke kaam khatam nahi ho rahe aur Modi ji task pe task diye ja rahe hain
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Yahan mahamaari chal rahi hai par kuch logon ka good morning good night wish karna nahi band hua
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