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being a good artist isn’t about having artistic talent. it’s about practice and having the willpower of a roach that has been smacked 20 times with a rolled up magazine and yet Still refuses to die
a few years ago, i started selling handmade stickers of my silly and poorly drawn frogs.
today, my mom is quitting her job to come and work for me and my frog business instead 🥰🐸
my boyfriend: you’re an angel 😇
me: ☹️
boyfriend: *sighs* you are a demon. you’re so powerful and evil and cool
me: 🥰
i befriended a former tide lawyer who says tide will very much sue me for this. so here is the new and improved and non infringing version 🐸
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ever since i made that post about wanting to eat tide pods i keep getting ads for them. i think the universe is trying to tell me something
i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again, Confused Boyfriend™️ is my favorite type of customer i get. he has no clue what he’s doing. all he knows is that he’s gotta get his girlfriend some frogs
why buy twitter blue when instead you could buy a frog with a very tiny cowboy hat 🤠🐸
gonna teach my gamer boyfriend how to play Real video games, such as animal crossing and stardew valley
i am running around shoving frogs in my family’s faces and demanding they sniff them
i’m doing a joint giveaway with XPPen!! we’re giving away drawing tablets & frogs to 3 lucky winners!! 🐸
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instagram asked to have a meeting with me last month & i learned why everybody’s engagement sucks lately. i share the results of my espionage with you, enjoy 🐸
frog bags and things i can shove inside them. still looking for a skeleton so i can see how many bones will fit inside. but for now here’s school supplies, switches, and a knife. the essentials
prototype!!! look at my baby!!! think of all the bones you could feed to him!!
my mom refuses to wear the hospital grippy socks because she says they are too ugly. she says frog socks Only. she also keeps showing them off to all the nurses like “look at my cool socks my daughter made 😎”
contrary to popular belief, artists & small businesses actually Don’t control the post office!! what a revelation!!
next person who tries to control my uterus is getting their kidneys stolen
i’ve got like 300 of these defect plushies so they’re on sale for only $10 each so pls adopt a wonky frog today 🥺
what if i told you i commissioned an artist to draw my frog plushies as a boy band 🐸
i can’t believe i’m in forbes and the main image is me looking absolutely insane 🐸
my boyfriend won’t let me out of his sight when we go to target anymore because i am too easily distracted and will wander off. last time it took him 10 minutes to find me after i spotted a very tiny piñata
frog wallets are finally complete!! friend the frog shall be sustained by a diet of old gift cards and crumpled receipts 🐸
march patreon theme is vaguely threatening frogs. do you feel threatened yet
oh to be a frog, living in a nintendo DS, no thoughts, head empty 🐸🌸
you don’t have to be good at drawing to make good art or make a career out of it
thinking of selling NFP’s (new frog pictures) on my store 😍🐸
- i draw a frog
- you buy it from my store for real money
- no crypto. i email you a JPG.
- i write ur name on a post it saying that you kinda own it but not really
- no environment harmed. only ur wallet is harmed
will you commit crimes with him 🐸🔪 he may need some help the knife is a little heavy
hmmm idk about this seatbelt cover prototype. it just feels like something is missing?? 😩🐸
ever since i made that post about wanting to eat tide pods i keep getting ads for them. i think the universe is trying to tell me something
ok i can’t stop laughing at this. the post office delivered this package to a customer of mine. the contents were completely destroyed, Except for a tiny spoon in perfect condition. which was not sent by me. where did this spoon come from
a few weeks ago, i posted about my mom quitting her full time job to come work for me instead, and the wonderful team had this plaque made for her! she hasn’t even started yet and she’s already employee of the year 😂🐸
i have a first date today and i’m so excited 🥰🥰🥰 at what point do i break it to him that i am the leader of a cult / crime ring that worships frogs?
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the best part is that now that i am her boss i can annoy her with frogs 24/7 and there’s nothing she can do about it!!! 🐸🐸🐸
(just kidding. mom is Always the boss even when she is not 😩)
literally the First Thing my brother says when i introduced him to my boyfriend. no hello, no nothing. just this.
does anyone else get really sad when you put a lot of thought and effort into gifts for people only for them to get you a terrible gift in return. like i’m grateful for the gift, i am!! but just,, a little disappointed that the thought and effort wasn’t reciprocated 🥲
how to woo a girl 101:
step 1: box of frogolates
that’s it. 100% guaranteed
my mom asked me to make more of these socks so i did! she wore a pair to every chemo and kept bragging to the nurses about them she’s so cute 🥺
if you’re harassing a small business about package delays, i will Personally deliver your order to you! i will show up at the foot of your bed with your order in the dead of night. i will then proceed to unhinge my jaw and swallow the entire package in front of you. mine now
mom’s first day of chemo was today. i brought her an emotional support frog
y’all i am so excited to announce that i am now Officially working with 🐸 middle school me is freaking out rn