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@rainnwilson unless an idiot would do that thing.

@rainnwilson don't mention this idea to donald trump

Humans of Altari Six, you can stand down. @rainnwilson

@rainnwilson unless it's murder. Then it's totally cool to rethink that and go read a book instead.

@rainnwilson But if it's stupid then you don't do that thing

@rainnwilson but before you do anything ask yourself if an idiot would do that. If yes, you should not do that thing

@rainnwilson unless an idiot would do it, then do not do that thing.

@rainnwilson but first, ask yourself, "would an idiot do that thing?" And if the answer is "yes," do not do that thing

@rainnwilson I'm going to destroy the earth.

@rainnwilson Or, stop blabbing.

@rainnwilson what if i preface everything im gonna do with 'might'? is that good enough? At least admit i may bail on ya?

@rainnwilson bring back the office!

@rainnwilson Case in point: #MakeMeThePunchline #comedy #melissalogsdon #ellen

@rainnwilson i am going 2 free simba.

@rainnwilson who hurt you today rainn?

@rainnwilson I want my flying car.

@rainnwilson But not ISIS.

@rainnwilson I'm going to be a comedy writer and change the world.

@rainnwilson I have a better rule. Before I do something, I always ask myself "Would an idiot do that?" If so, I do not do that thing.