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@rainnwilson all men are created equal and it's not a sale until it's 40% off. #DeclarationOfIndependence #Paraphrasing

“@rainnwilson: Just what our founding fathers would have wanted - to be remembered & honored by 'sales'. #PresidentsDay” sarcasm

“@rainnwilson: Just what our founding fathers would have wanted - to be remembered & honored by 'sales'. #PresidentsDay” My man

@rainnwilson presidents day always makes me think of mattress sales! Seems like presidents day is the day to get a new mattress!!

@rainnwilson no taxation without really good deals on new year model Chevys

@rainnwilson well it's technically the america they created...

.@rainnwilson Just what our founding fathers would have wanted - to be remembered & honored by 'Backstrom'. #PresidentsDay

@rainnwilson didn't the Constitution say something about "life, liberty, and the pursuit of great deals at TJ Maxx"?

@rainnwilson Aaron Burr would probably be okay with it

@rainnwilson well said.

@rainnwilson Do not sabotage our reverie of dead white men with your snark, Wilson.

@rainnwilson hehehehe lol

@rainnwilson 4 score and zero down, cash savings! That's an equal "new deal" that no one can argue with!

@rainnwilson Would you like to buy some paper? If you act now I can possibly get you a 15% discount.

@rainnwilson it helps the economy

@rainnwilson Some of them could have been remembered for way worse...#nixon #bush #johnson #jackson #wilson

@rainnwilson Misunderstood : "Honored by Sails" like the boats that brought us here. #PresidentsDay