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My parents are always like, if you don't get married soon they'll be no one left! Listen. As long as Chris Evans is still single I'm fine.
& this should be common knowledge by now, but if a VIP tour was mean, I'd charge them an extra 15mins & eat SO MUCH 
Sometimes I'd wear tights at the start of my Keys tour, & then I'd throw them away in the Adventureland Veranda bathroom.
Time to admit my best kept DWorld secret: I stopped wearing tights under my tour guide/VIP skirt in May 2013. No one noticed.
I haven't worn neutral nail polish in a year 
Today, October 18th, marks the one year anniversary of my Walt Disney World Magic Kingdom Guest Relations Emancipation 
Well, I just choked on some yogurt which is a feat even I'm impressed I managed to pull off.
Someone created a comic sans typewriter because I guess we're all being punished http://www.popularmechanics.com/how-to/blog/comic-sans-typewriter-17324088 …
I want to wear this outfit but I'm worried no one will realize I'm wearing it ironically pic.twitter.com/NqiejnKmMa
In case anyone's wondering why I haven't returned your phone call in, like, years 
http://hellogiggles.com/phone-phobia via @hellogiggles
He's basically legen— wait for it. All the reasons we fell in love with Neil Patrick Harris http://hellogiggles.com/neil-patrick-harris … via @hellogiggles —DARY
Ebola Chancellor, Ebola Jedi Master, Ebola Mother of Dragons, Olivia Pope of Ebola, Ebola Minister of Magic, etc.
My parents watching #TGIT really stresses me out.
TWITTAH! TWI-TWI-TWI-TWITTAH! #HeyEverybody #TheTwitterCall
Captain's Log, day 43. Still locked out of my online credit card statement.
My love for Paul Rudd runs very deep http://hellogiggles.com/paul-rudd-best via @hellogiggles
Pictured: two bros at the gym on different machines & talking LOUDLY to each other, also one is losing his pants. pic.twitter.com/2yz6V5S3kT
I really like Manhattan Love Story so I guess I'll be really upset when it's canceled.
#Friends is coming to @Netflix next year! How many classic episodes have you seen? http://www.clickhole.com/r/260tsd pic.twitter.com/PTh1tP3ptN
Actor (with my voice and sometimes my face), Writer, Panic-Attacker, Proffessionull Speller and Inventor of the Harpsichord (that last one was just a lie)
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