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ayyy bye Ted Cruz maybe return to killing people in the Bay Area. bitch
Ted Cruz is absolutely going to stab an expired chobani tonight and pretend it's someone's head
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@rachelmillman ted cruz 100% makes an audible frink-esque "gyehh" as he stabs - View other replies
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@vrunt@rachelmillman more gribble-esque imo
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@rachelmillman cruz looks like hes made of expired yogurt -
@rachelmillman you don't think he'll be out for the real thing? The Zodiac stirs in him -
@rachelmillman god it's like strawberry and he's smiling at it impaled on his knife as the fruit preserves on the bottom drip on the floor -
@rachelmillman WHAT FLAVOR!
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