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the brand new blundstones with zero crease are making me lose it. at least have an intern wear them on coffee runs
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An economist from one of the richest private schools in America proposing to drain your bank account while poorly disguised as a blue-collar worker in brand new denim and Carhartt. twitter.com/KateAronoff/st…
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The only correct answer is Mary Magdalene, but if I say this, I'm the bad guy
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aye what woman in history was fine enough for you to smoke crack for? a full inhale. no baby tokes.
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all in all, one of the happiest takeaways from the NBA has been, for me “lakers spaces o’clock”
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would you look at the time! it’s Lakers Spaces o’clock
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"I have turned comments off because I know I would be getting TOO MANY adoring and supportive replies" twitter.com/hollystallcup/
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I am also planning to post with freedom this weekend twitter.com/hollystallcup/
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Ron DeSpectrum
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Ron DeSantis is 100% on the Spectrum.
Can we finally talk about this?
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I’m crying laughing
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aye what woman in history was fine enough for you to smoke crack for? a full inhale. no baby tokes.
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really & truly enjoying how quickly Ariana and co correct Sandoval’s passive language and passive questions every time. nothing slips by. GOODFADEM!
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I’m so saddened by the passing of my wonderful friend Tina Turner.
She was truly an enormously talented performer and singer. She was inspiring, warm, funny and generous. She helped me so much when I was young and I will never forget her.
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People nostalgic for headphone jacks in 2023 what is wrong with you. Are you so tech illiterate you miss vga ports and printing your emails too? twitter.com/lein_428/statu…
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Pathetic on behalf of target. You ignore it. handing them a win sucks
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BREAKING: Full statement from Target announcing changes to Pride merchandise from stores ahead of June Pride month. Says threats to workers forced the change.
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My policy on betting is always put $1-5 on the funny bets. If I had put $5 on Al Horford making first basket like I planned to id have $80. I fucked up by not going funny bet
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incredible loser mindset on display here. your campaign hat is a riff on the winning slogan of the guy you’re running against. make america lorida
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Actual Ron Desantis merchandise. His campaign is gonna flame out so fucking hard he should be sued for electoral fraud
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This is real merchandise, but it does not come from the DeSantis campaign. Per the website: “Make America Florida 2024 is Not Authorized by any Candidate or Candidate’s Committee.”
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look sorry but milking someone’s extreme personal emergency for retweets is so fucking cynical and craven. maybe not as craven as this boyfriend but you’re grody too, lady
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Do not open up joint accounts with people you are not married to.
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big congrats to whoever ate a bunch of dog food way too fast and threw it up everywhere
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we need to make less content. there needs to be less of it
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I’m sorry, but I must be a hater: if you got genuinely excited over the Rick Dalton thing you can’t make fun of Star Wars nerds for a month. that is glup shitto behavior. you are excited about anthony goldstein, ravenclaw type lore. have some self worth
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this was supposed to be for our Halloween costume (I was going to be the dead queen in a casket) but I forgot to order my half of the costume so it’s just been sitting around
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once again harrison ford’s clear love for the indianna jones franchise makes him hating star wars so much funnier
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Harrison Ford with tears in his eyes during the standing ovation for ‘INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY’.
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we finally have the technology to make willy wonka green
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in a tesla uber rn and everything is clicking for me, this is a car for adults who are addicted to candy crush
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GOOD for Ariana for flat out saying the boundary with Tom Schwartz. He’s no longer her friend! lesser people would and will say she shouldn’t do that, but keeping her own sanity is tantamount #pumprules
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