oh wait are these supposed to be professional rejections? i have a fucking binder's worth of those.
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can we do romantic rejections instead though
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here’s another good one. a guy i liked couldn’t go see a Haneke movie with me because he had “a painting to finish”
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y ears later i saw his penis on the internet, and months after THAT, he facebook chatted me to confess that he’d been into me that whole time but was too afraid of girls to respond to my sexual overtures. then he tried to get my number
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possibly the best closure to an unresolved crush anyone has ever had
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he went to TJ so don’t even ask lol
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