my first report out of Sundance: the woman next to me just said loudly “Siri, what is middle seat etiquette?” then showed me Google search results on “middle seat armrests” and said she’s legally the owner of both middle armrests and I am not allowed to put my arm down 
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I’ve unconsciously been doing a kegel for like two hours
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FAQs: Was I, in fact, taking up the middle armrest?: No, I had it on a small sliver as dictated by humane etiquette (tho not law). Also, I sat down 3 minutes earlier; we had not yet taken off. Describe her?: I can’t. Literally I’ll be killed. How many years have you aged? 17
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so stressed out that instead of sleeping I have been watching an auto-playing sponsored featurette of Aly Raisman playing ping-pong (?) on loop, followed by this chilling and relevant informational videopic.twitter.com/uIZyVHihAS
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twitter if you value human life do not make this a “moment” I beg you, she will find me
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she just woke up, took off her “casts” (wristguards) and put them away, then rummaged around in her bag for awhile
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thread has gotten out of hand. virality is a curse. those telling me “she’s right” — there are no federal laws regarding armrests. I’m sorry. anyway. when we landed she directed her chaotic energy at a rental car company & her daughter said, “mom please stop being psychopathic.”
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Reach over and start holding both of her hands.
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So you know what you have to do... put your arm on the armrest, take a picture of your transgression, airdrop it onto her phone, and make it her phone's background.
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Ohmigod I shouldn’t have read you’re tweets. Im having sympathetic airplane rage now.
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