I’m also glad that I used to tell jokes at the same places he did—the real DC comedy/opinion journalism long game I’ve been playing this whole time.
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I’m sorry that the hilarious @woodyseed is off work during this shutdown, but so glad he could write about it. Trump Furloughed Me. Should I Take Up Pole Dancing?https://nyti.ms/2RDiGsr
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thanks for allowing me to share this story my friend!!! Every little bit helps!!! 
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Putin is smiling
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WHEN THE TRASH TRUCKS AND THE SANITATION DEPT IN NEW YORK WENT ON STRIKE YEARS AGO . THE PEOPLE DIDN’T KICK UP A FUSS AS MUCH AS THIS . AND THAT WAS A BIG STINK . I DON’T REMEMBER U PICKETiNG THE GOV OR THE MAYORS OFFICES . THAT WAS A BIG STINK .
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Read your piece out loud over coffee this morning. Only bit of humor we've found through this awful shutdown. Hope good things come out of this article for you and family. That 7 year old is pretty funny too. Maybe "Kids in Cars Go for Smoothies?"
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