In NYC even toddlers walk faster than I do.
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I hate racing toddlers. They have an unfair advantage in that their legs are longer than mine.
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And if that child is walking behind you, they will say “come the fuck on.. walk faster asshole” :)
back in SF!
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Toddlers walk erratically, with their arms stretched wide,they’re a tripping hazard.I had to dodge one the other day.She almost put me down.





