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'I know it looks a bit unwieldy for a date rape deterrent but it beats walking around with plated steel around your snatch'
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"Now, ladies, these penis-compensation devices are only for us men to use..."
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"Not only a nifty architectural feature, these removable slates are also capable of killing a man at 275 metres..."
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... "And this is the one I whip out when I feel overwhelmingly inadequate"
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