I am confused as to why the world hasn't gotten together to make me emperor. Worse, my cats won't even let me rule my household.
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i think my 19 year old cat is revolting against my household dictatorship.Today alone she's poo'd and vomited on floor
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the cats held a vote and decided to, both, not allow you to be emperor of the world or your own, personal domain.
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a certain bird has taken charge of the world where I should naturally be ruler. #perplexed
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You know the old saying - Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. We're all just staff to them.
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I have three cats. I come in 4th in my household!
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What's more, in my dream last night when I told you I'd see you at Wordstock in Portland, you told me you weren't you!
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