If anyone can help me shoot my piano, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you.
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Better strategy is to open up the lid and drop a grenade in there. Bullets will only scar the finish.
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It's an electric piano and it belongs to a friend. It has to be a shooting where I can claim innocence.
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No one, absolutely no one listens to it, other than my piano teacher and my poor cats.
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Remember, don't despair. The neighbor's kid tortures the violin,is worse. Check out the French film Shoot the Piano Player.
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Put the sheet music away. Breathe. Turn down the lights, and play only the black keys. You'll be surprised.
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