My cat, Dollar Parton, told me he's now a GOP presidential candidate, with intelligent positions on all the issues
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First, about the Pyramids, Dollar says Cher built them.
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And on the third issue, Dollar doesn't give a fuck what color Starbucks comes in, he doesn't drink that swill
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So republicans, vote for Dollar Parton. He has the sanest position on all the important issues of our time
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Where can I send my donation cat food offering? What Dollar says makes purrfect sense. Yes, I know...
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