Overheard someone cooing into his phone: the universe knows how miserable you are.
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The universe was created to sympathize with miserable first-world people. Why would God be white and American otherwise?
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Exactly. When I'm miserable, the universe tells me to finish washing the dishes already.
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Esther's potty spilled, but then the universe helped me clean up the shit, never mind supernovas exploding.
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The universe makes time for you

