Rabih Alameddine@rabihalameddineThis is real, not the onion. there's a Ted Cruz coloring book just in time for Xmas http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/12/09/3036431/good-news-tea-party-parents-coloring-book-teach-children-love-ted-cruz/…2:38 PM · Dec 9, 2013·Twitter Web Client