I still don't understand why my ex who dumped way back in 1995 hasn't spontaneously combusted yet.
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Sometimes they don’t spontaneously combust, Rabih. You’ve got to douse them in gasoline and light a match.
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Dammit. I knew I forgot something.
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In another timeline or universe, they have. Over infinite timelines they've combusted every moment since then in a different timeline. And even now, *poof!* somewhere.
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