I've had a mild flu for the last few days. It's not serious, but I'm seriously miserable. Or at least I was until a friend told me that the best cure for flu is ice cream. Apparently, ice cream is the best cure for a cold, for tight muscles, for broken bones. Who knew.
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Feel better soon. But if you die, I get the SF apartment, right? I don't want that chiseler Oliver sneaking in and taking it.
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Of course, but I'm not sure there's any way to stop @oliverwasow from sneaking in. He's too slippery (insert Jewish joke here).
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Thanks: now that I have it in writing, it'll be my Jew lawyer vs. his. He doesn't stand a chance.
(For Rabih's zillion friends out there, Oliver and I are both Jews. Rabih isn't, but then, we can't figure out what the fuck Rabih is.)
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