When I'm stressed or feeling depressed, I go online and buy cat food. I can feed my cats for a year without leaving the house, and today I ordered more.
Some people get drunk, some use drugs, some buy shoes. I buy cat food.
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Is there a book you would love to have that you do not have?(The cats have me on a retainer.)
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The book that I'm writing!
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Hmm….tricky that, will see what I can do, might have to call in some fairy favors. Tooth fairy that is, she’s marvelous, many tricks up sleeve.
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Oh, yes, love me some tooth fairy. I'm teaching in VA. All my books are back home in SF. I'm trying not to buy that many books while here. Trying.
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The books are waiting patiently for you to return. They are sad. But they are plotting a grand party for you about which I was supposed to say nothing at all. The tooth fairy is quite the gossip. Don’t let on, act all surprised, please.
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