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RIP Bob Saget. I sat next to him at a Hollywood dinner about a decade ago. He was very sweet, in an outrageously foul-mouthed way. He talked about his parents, and then asked about mine. "I don't know if you know this joke" I said by way of explanation. 1/x
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He interrupted me. "I know every joke that's ever been told", he said. And sure enough, he knew the one I told, which was 2/x
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Abe and Sadie go before a judge in Miami, and say, "After 70 years of marriage, we've decided we want a divorce." "At your age?," the judge says. "Why now?" "Oh", says Sadie, "we wanted to wait until the kids died."
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