The helpless maiden went to the hardware store.
"I've never had to deal with snow before," he said. "Help me."
Three burly men clamored for his attention.
"I can't carry that big bag of rock salt on my bike," he said.
All three men offered to drive the maiden.
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"But what would I do with my bike?" he said.
He packed a 20 lbs bag of salt in his pannier, rode off as the three burly men waved goodbye.
The helpless maiden rode his bicycle up the hill, braving snow and ice, feeling ever so butch.
OK, so it's an electric bike, but still.
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And I'd like to tell whomever coined the phrase, "Winter builds character," to fuck off. I have enough character.
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