There are so many loonies out there that tonight, I decided to start a cult. Send me your money, and I'll send you a nice card, some cat hair (I never run out for some reason), and I promise to lead you to heaven if you send me more money.
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I have heaps of dog hair if you run out of cat hair. Cheap. Just about giving (throwing) it away.
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I'm in, will there be sufficient chanting, perhaps the occasional
speaking in tongues always brings em in ....cowbell???
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Thanks,but I'll go with the guy who promises ten-fold return of whatever money I give and a gold-plated Cadillac, praise Jesus!
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