I'm not sure I can recommend that anyone support Arsenal, but I can guarantee that Spurs are a terrible team for a writer to support. I won't name names yet, but some writers who are Spurs fans need to be punished.
All teams are awful to support. But Spurs are another level of awful. You'd even rather support West Ham or Burnley. That team in white are a cancer to their fans.
Arsenal, unfortunately. My cardiologist is trying to wean me off, but no luck so far. I'm getting better. I no longer froth at the mouth during games, and I wear a mouth guard, but we won't talk about my blood pressure.