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I don't know how this is possible but Kevin Greeson, a 55-year-old Alabama man died of a "medical emergency" while attempting to steal a portrait from inside the US Capitol. The emergency was that he accidentally and repeatedly tased himself in the balls. Can't be true, can it?
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I wrote an essay in college about how, in The Hakawati, Uncle Jihad saying “It took forever.” created a story per se through the negation of story. I’m sure that the original author could, say, conjure up a frame tale around some guy tasing his balls to death.
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